It’s hard to go far in Vienna around the Advent period and not get offered a Weihnachtskekse: a (homemade) Christmas biscuit.
But what makes them different?
Serious scientific studies show that Vienna actually sinks 2mm in December under the weight of almond squares and coconut macaroons. Not a lot of people know that.
Viennese psychologists (of which there are many) have also identified the five stages of Christmas biscuit consumption:
- Delight (yay, Christmas biscuits are here!)
- Satiation (actually, I’ve had enough now)
- Fear (I’ll come round for coffee, but please, I beg you, no more biscuits)
- Resignation (they’re everywhere, resistance is futile)
- Addiction (the coffee is great, but where are the biscuits?)
Recipe and size distinguish the Christmas variety from normal biscuits and cookies. Weihnachtskekse tend to be small, so can be downed in one swift bite (regrettably), and many varieties only ever appear in shops and kitchen ovens around Advent.
Every supermarket (and a lot of other stores) sell packs of Christmas biscuits in all shapes and sizes. But baking the biscuits is also a family tradition often involving the children – the young ones like to stamp out the shapes.
Most Kindergarten kids come home at some point in December bearing plates of misshapen baked dough you’re expected to fake pleasure at eating. I speak from bitter (literally) experience.
Tip: the shop packs make good gifts, especially since the variety of pack sizes means you can spend as much or as little as you want.
Popular Christmas biscuits
There are hundreds of alternatives, of course, but certain biscuit varieties have climbed to the top of the seasonal pile. So to give you a flavour (sorry) of what to expect, here’s a list of the most popular options:
- Vanillekipferl (vanilla crescents): by far the most popular variety. A dry biscuit following a simple “butter, flour and sugar” recipe
- Mandelbällchen (almond balls): Not a medical condition, but biscuits made of sugar, egg whites, and grated nuts
- Kokosbusserl (coconut macaroon): usually covered in a chocolate base
(Linzer Augen biscuits)
- Linzer Augen (“Linz eyes”): a two-layered biscuit with a jam filling, often redcurrant or apricot
- Zimtsterne (cinnamon star): cinnamon is a popular spice around Christmas here, with cinnamon sticks also used in decorations. Star-formed biscuits come in many varieties – almond stars are another popular one
- Ochsenaugen (ox-eye cookies): very similar to the UK’s jammy dodgers (if these still exist?).
- Linzerkipferl (Linz crescents): a miniature version of a year-round soft biscuit with ends dipped in chocolate. My personal favourite
- Rumkugeln (rum balls): for a little dose of alcohol to chase away the gift-buying blues
- Schoko-nuss-stangen (chocolate and nut sticks): a stick-shaped biscuit with, unsurprisingly, chocolate and nuts
- Windbäckerei (meringue biscuits): often baked as small rings and then hung on the Christmas tree
- Florentiner (Florentine): the Italian specialty